Showing posts with label projects. Show all posts
Showing posts with label projects. Show all posts

2.23.2009

Recession Relief - Part One

Lets get serious people, a major economic recession is upon us. Times are cold and unsparing, people are out of work, oil prices are tumbling, export sales are drying up and real estate is sliding into doom!

Wait! Where are you going?! Okay, don't leave. Sorry to dump on you like that, it's not all bad... Spring is nigh, Made Me has a fresh new lookbook and have you tried the new Dempster's Body Wise Bagels? 140 calories. Yep, things are looking up.

Jillian and I are turning our lemons into lemonade and we want to help you too, by stretching that buck!
$$$ saving tips below...

Yard Sales!
Junk hunting is thrifty and fun. Additionally, you'll have to stay in on Saturday night to nab the premium goods in the morning, consequently, you've already saved. You'll find an abundance of bargain books, furniture, knick-knacks, dishes and toys to add kitchy flare to your apartment. You can practice getting up at 9 am on Sunday and hit all your local thrift stores in anticipation for the warm weather to arrive.

Reading.
Cancel your cable already, what a lame, unnecessary expense. Your friends and folks already have a bounty of classic literature kicking around the crib. Used books are cheap or free and they make you beautiful where it counts. We suggest re-visiting Arthur Miller's classic play Death Of A Salesman, flawless and momentarily appropriate.

Radio.
I copped this radio at an antique graveyard out in the sticks for $2 and she still works! Turn on CBC Radio One while you drink chamomile tea and flip through the new issue of Color, you'll feel so smart and adorable it'll make your wallpaper jealous and start belittling you to the coffee table.

1.02.2009

I'm too hot to handle and too cold to hold!

Disbravelittle ToasterHi y'all. My brand new toaster decided to melt and there's that putrid stench of burnt plastic, foul smelling bread and a big ol' mess. Not so brave, are we.

Stephanie has been on my case to put up stuff I worked on last year, so we'll start with the least impressive: excerpts from a photoshoot I did of slices and loaves of bread. They were for a campaign I worked on with Ms. Lisa Hart, which involved some of the tackiest visual and literal puns I could toast.

Tumbling Loaf

Toasty Triptych

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On another note, one of my favourite people is up on King Shit right now.
Razing The Shadows by Joel BrownLet's give a hand to punk chef and fiction writer Joel Brown.