I'm too hot to handle and too cold to hold!

Hi y'all. My brand new toaster decided to melt and there's that putrid stench of burnt plastic, foul smelling bread and a big ol' mess. Not so brave, are we.

Stephanie has been on my case to put up stuff I worked on last year, so we'll start with the least impressive: excerpts from a photoshoot I did of slices and loaves of bread. They were for a campaign I worked on with Ms. Lisa Hart, which involved some of the tackiest visual and literal puns I could toast.

Tumbling Loaf

Toasty Triptych

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On another note, one of my favourite people is up on King Shit right now.
Let's give a hand to punk chef and fiction writer Joel Brown.